So you have been fostering a wonderful beard from below and ready to show it to the world when suddenly the unthinkable happens – A global viral pandemic!
Social Distancing!?
Staying at home!?
Not the types of things you want to be doing when your beard from below is in bloom!
Here are a few tips to get you by in these trying times:
- Establish a routine: We’re in this for the long-haul. Getting into a good routine will help the days fly by – don’t forget plenty of time to admire your beard from below!
- Leverage technology: Next time your on a “Zoom” call, just lift it up a bit – not too much that you have people on your doorstep trying to touch, but just enough to remind them what they are missing.
- Hygiene is important: You may not be going out much but it’s still important to keep that beard from below fit and tidy. Might we suggest a wash of whiskey and eggs to strengthen and protect?
- Reconnect with family: Hey it’s as good of a time as any to call up crazy uncle Wily and see if his beard has grown back after the accident.
- Send your beard to beardsfrombelow.org: Yup that’s right – what better way to virtually show off that badass beard you’ve grown than send it to beards from below!
Beards from below and blue smoothies? A match made in heaven!
Beards from bel–Woh!
You set your snacks down around this beard from below and suddenly you have no more snacks!
Very nice, very nice indeed!
It counts!
Glasses make your beard from below appear more intelligent, don’t you know?
Likely listening to some death metal.
Business blue and a beard from below. Ready to make things happen.
Age, wisdom. Don’t mess with this beard from below. Keep your kids locked up before they get a firm talkin’ to.
This beard from below is feeling pretty good!
Bloomin’ Beards from below!
Wow what a whirlwind year 2019 is turning out to be! Is it still winter? Heck-no! Bring on Spring! By now your beard from below is definitely in full bloom – lets see what you got.
They call this beard from below The Red Squirrel™.
We are not worthy of such a magnificent beard from below!
Beardsfrombelow.org rates this beard from below 11 out of 10.
My next office is going to have tie-dye ceiling tiles so i can really groove-out when showing off my beard from below.
Did you know this beard from below fights crime and makes chimichangas on it’s nights off? Truth!
Be careful not to get your beard below stuck in a cactus!
Beards from below make life better
Somebody said to me the other day, “Mr. Beards from below guy, what was life like before beards from below and websites like beardsfrombelow.org?” It really got me thinking… Life back then was something less positive. Very low. Very, very, low point for beards from below and really all of human-kind, if you think about it. There were also a lot less babes.
I’m really glad those times are over! Here are some beards from below!!
Are those little chicken wings sprouting form this beard from below?
I don’t believe it!!
This beard from below is such a beard from below it’s growing a beard from below!
Always keep your beard from below uninhibited!
Use #380: Beards from below make great pen holders. Just don’t forget where you left your pens!
The beard from below lingers with it’s wondering eye.
Always be sure to ask before tugging on someone else’s beard from below!
Scruffy but dedicated!
This beard from below has seen some things, for sure.
The big question here is what could be… what could be?
Confirmed beard from below!
Beards From Below Are With You
There is a lot going on in the world today. Beards from below just want you to know that we are with you. That’s right – we raise our beards up with you as one, no matter our differences. Un-kept beards from below, scraggly beards from below, grey beard from below, even ginger beards from below – you’re all welcome to join the brotherhood and partake in the adventure of facial hair perspective.
Just look at these fine folks!
This beard from below wears a hat. What a silly hat.
Wisdom from below!
This beard from below loves some mounds.
This beard from below raises up for the boognish.
As far as beards from below go this one takes the cake!
The ladies dig the partially shaven neck below the beard from below, i think?
Can’t decide where to stick your glowing ears? Above and below, of course!
There is a beard from below hiding down there, trust me.
Can you believe it??? Me either!
2016 isn’t over yet!
Hey hold on there folks this thing isn’t over yet! 2016 was a wild year from any angle of the chin. Just glad some people can keep their head up and beards flourish throughout it all.
Speaking of beards from below, have you see these yet?
The beautify of this painting can only be understood by the beard from below.
It’s not all hard work and women all the time for beards from below #relaxation.
I’ve heard this is the happiest beard from below on beardsfrombelow.org. Maybe it’s true?
POWER IS IN THIS BEARD. Of that there is no doubt!
That 1 beard from below
Rock on!
Beard from below & Chill?
A beard from below from down under! Can you believe it!????
This beard from below is growing a face!
Summer Time!
Wow time flies when you are having fun! Weather has turned and soon to turn again. The Olympics are here! 2016 is shaping up to be one helluva-year.
Speaking of shaping UP, beard from below are shaping up and popping ALL OVER the place! Just look at some of these!
This beard from below is feeling a little spicy!
This beard from below appreciates the finer things in life, obviously.
He really sticks it all out on the line, for you.
When approaching a beard from below in this position it is best to move slowly and use caution.
You cannot hope to stop this beard from below, nor would you want to.
As the majestic beard from below looks to the sky we simple folk admire.
Protect your eyes while showing off your beard from below!
This guy knows what’s going on – proper eye protection, mighty beard from below. Yes!
Not even light can escape this beard from below.
Beards from below admired from great heights!
This beard from below just blew my mind!
Beards from below for president!!!!!!
I have not seen a single beard from below from a single presidential candidate this U.S.A electroprimary selection. This demands attention and inspection from all perspectives.
waaaaaait a minute here.
Whatchu talkin’ bout? Beards from below are not about politics, man. Beards from below about the people!
This beard from below demands attention!!
This beard from below just sprouted right up!
Beard from below for president!
What’s cooler than a beard from below? A beard from below rocking a pair of shades from up above!
Can you believe what just popped up!?
This beard from below has the fighting spirit to win the game!
I can’t believe it!!!
Love! And beards from below. That’s what it’s really all about, right?
Ya talkin’ bout beards from below?
Hey you know what man, I’ve heard you talking. I know know what your saying.
Beards from below be some of this funk below stuff.
Beards from below some other-type of perspective-type stuff.
Beards from below gunna raise you up, lift your chin higher sorta stuff.
Well it’s true my friend, it’s all true.
Hark a beard from below just sprouted.
Caber tooth beard from below!
Boognish and below (oh-ho) Boognish and below
This beard from below has won awards for being so soft.
Beard from below!??? Can’t believe it!
This beard from below has come along ways but a journey to go.
A beard from below flying north for the winter.
Sneaky beard from below!
I can’t believe it!
A jubilant beard from below if ever I’ve seen one!
You spend all this time growing a beard and for what? To impress the babes? To keep your below warm? To intimidate strangers?
Yes! Among other things. Check out these beards from below!!!
Dinosaur beards from below match badass beard from below!
EVOLUTION!
Lithuania knows what’s up! Beards from below!
Israel knows what’s up too!!! Beards from below!
Even Gingers in Utah USA know what’s up!!! Yes! Beards from below!
A serious beard from below.
This beard from below has super sonic hearing.
Behold! A beard from below!
This beard from below just blew my mind!