21 Best Mugshots Ever

When you go to jail, your mugshot belongs to the ages. And in today’s world, once you get it taken, it belongs to the Internet. Be sure to make it one worth remembering. Sure the Smoking Gun has more listed, but do you really want to go through all of them and find the best? Just look below. Oh, and yeah, I know I spelled “ever” incorrectly. Hey, like to complain about this? Good.

#21 – My Soul

Stop staring into it!

#20 – Happiness

is a bleeding head. Wait, I screwed up the song.

#19 – LOL WUT

The color palette hates you, dude. As do my retinas.

#18 – Redheads are Crazy

It’s true. That look. The excess teeth in the smile. Scary.

But somehow inviting.

Must…not…stare.

#17 – High head

I’ve seen a lot of jokes about this guy and fornicating with a squirrel. Or of his resemblance to Beavis.

I’m going to take the high road unlike the others and say he was trying to get the smooth on with a small badger.

#16 – Sexy

What’s the word that’s the opposite of that?

#15 – Dunno

what this guy’s doing, but it makes me laugh.

#14 – Truth in Advertising

#13 – Blackface?

Really? You want to wear this when going to the joint?

#12 – The Hair

I was going to make a Something About Mary joke here, but that’s too easy.
Aw, screw it – “hey, this guy looks like Cameron Diaz!”

#11 – The Popped Collar

Remember that no matter how cool you are, you’re not popped collar cool.

#10 – Really?

You are? Wow, and here I thought all those frat boys screaming that while drunk on PBR were really Rick James. Maybe he meant “I’m Rick James’ Bitch”?